hauntedgilbert:

but Boe think about how different Klaus’ reaction would have been to find out Tatia was having his child versus his reaction to Hayley.

I AM GOING TO CHOKE YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS OLIVIA


when someone tags u in a followback starter

but u didn’t follow back

oops


see now i am obligated to tag you in a thing that is not even remotely appropriate. it’s all klaus’ fault tbh

do u honestly think he cares

ride the hybrid d, loki

ride it like a rollercoaster


Title: Talk Dirty
Artist: Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz
Plays: 22883

ofchaosandfire said: HEY DON'T BE LIKING MY MUSES THIRST OKAY THIS IS A SRS STRUGGLE SHE'S HAVING RN XDDDD

he is ready to be sat on


no ok buT THINK ABOUT THIS

PENISES GET HARD LIKE THEY GET FILLED WITH BLOOD TO THE POINT THAT IT MAKES THEM AS HARD OR HARDER THAN YOUR FUCKING SHIN

THEN WHEN THEY REACH MAXIMUM PLEASURE

THEY SQUIRT A SUBSTANCE MADE OF BILLIONS OF SPERM

SO MANY SPERM IN THIS SUBSTANCE THAT IT APPEARS WHITE WHEN IT IS NOT ACTUALLY WHITE

AND WHEN THEY ARE DONE???? THEY GET SOFT AGAIN

LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

WHO INVENTED THIS

WHY IS THIS A THING

i neeD TO KNO W!!!!


credit